Tuesday, September 30, 2008

movie + book day

I watched Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging today! Eeeps. Oh, Aaron Johnson, how you make me squeeeeal. Michelle and I cracked ourselves up. The movie met my expectations and MORE! I needed a cute flick to keep me happy, and it did that plus make me hyperventilate every time Aaron came on.

"I wrote a song for you."

"Really?"

"Yeah. It's called 'Bitch in Uniform'."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Someone shoot me! Oh, Aaron. -la swoon-

I also got a new book today, because I really want to start that book collection for my book shelf. That will also make me give it a thorough clean as well, since it's looking a bit packed right now. The book's called:

I'd tell you
I love you,
but then
I'd have to kill you.

Mhmm, the book is great so far. It's about SPIES! Dom dom dom!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

AHAHAHA. CRACK UP.

You know she's trying her best when her face is so full of concentration.


What a classic. Now we know what some people do in their free time.


OH, SHOOT ME NOW, FOR I HAVE LAUGHED.


Monday, September 22, 2008

ROFLTASTICAL.

ROFL ROFL ROFL. Aahahaha, can I eat it?

Sunday, September 21, 2008

I will officially self-destruct in..
1 second.

Good bye world.

p.s. not really. you can't get rid of me this easily, no matter how hard you try. (:
kthnxbye.

Friday, September 19, 2008

electric blue toenails.

- - - jay elle. (um) ; 15 > days. a.mckee, why must you be gaaay?! says:
i have electric blue toenails now
- - - jay elle. (um) ; 15 > days. a.mckee, why must you be gaaay?! says:
: D
i give Mario Life ,, ;] says:
who the smell sees toenails?!
- - - jay elle. (um) ; 15 > days. a.mckee, why must you be gaaay?! says:
me
- - - jay elle. (um) ; 15 > days. a.mckee, why must you be gaaay?! says:
: D
- - - jay elle. (um) ; 15 > days. a.mckee, why must you be gaaay?! says:
i have toenail fetish
- - - jay elle. (um) ; 15 > days. a.mckee, why must you be gaaay?! says:
winky"
i give Mario Life ,, ;] says:
(''''')
- - - jay elle. (um) ; 15 > days. a.mckee, why must you be gaaay?! says:
let me eat your toenails margaret
- - - jay elle. (um) ; 15 > days. a.mckee, why must you be gaaay?! says:
8D
i give Mario Life ,, ;] says:
err..sure thing. you can have the dirt under it too
- - - jay elle. (um) ; 15 > days. a.mckee, why must you be gaaay?! says:
mm..yum
- - - jay elle. (um) ; 15 > days. a.mckee, why must you be gaaay?! says:
i like the burnt ones best
i give Mario Life ,, ;] says:
burnt toenails? (-_-)
- - - jay elle. (um) ; 15 > days. a.mckee, why must you be gaaay?! says:
the black ones 8D

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

nerdtastical.

Two days left of freedom before a week of "OHMYGAWD, SUICIDE!"

Thursday is mufti. Villains and Superheros. : D Excitimo. I've been debating with myself, whether I should go as Madam Underpants or not. It's gonna be heaps embarassing, but it'll be unique and heaps fun. What under pants though? I don't wanna stretch my granny ones. Haha, they're too awesome. 8D Bridget Jones style (x -flips hair- I want a cape..or wanted one until someone else said they wanted it. I don't get her sometimes. Is it too much to ask for to not like everything I like sometimes? Now I'm thinking of being a villain instead. I bet everyone is going to go as a superhero, so I want to go as Darth Vader. How awesome would that be? I can wack people with my light saberrrr. Awesometisimo.

"Luke (Fifield xD), I am your mother."

Haaaa...sigh. It was so cold today. Then it suddenly got all hot in the afternoon. We were sitting near the amphitheater when all the guys started coming over and sitting with us. Jaffers decided to put an arm around my waist, and then all of a sudden, touched my stomach. I told him something, and then it ended up as me being pregnant. o.O" Now Kye Reid thinks I'm pregnant. Hahahaha...NO. Jaffer's is too damn touchy. I'm so glad I headbutted into his nose yesterday when he tried to electroshock me. Ha, karma is fuuuun. Only on others though.

I need to remember to buy MagTURDstic's cactus tomorrow. I wonder where you get cactus's...

Monday, September 15, 2008

oh my luck!

For some reason, I've been feeling quite lucky the past few days. I got 15$ in tips on Sunday during work, and today, my Jap test has once again been postponed till thursday. Ahh, the wonders of Life. (: Aunt Frances also come back from China, after Uncle Jason's wedding. -la sob- It's so sad I couldn't go, I've only ever been to one wedding, and that was ages ago. Anyways, Aunt F came back with 9 tubes of gum (ahh, heaven) and my gum has finally been replenished. Dad called yesterday night to wish me a good moon cake festival day and told me he brought me more gum. : D Then I remembered Jackie saying something about her Aunt's jaw dislocating because she chewed gum too much. A bit scary, but not scary enough to faze a gum addict.

Today's brainstorm production is a lifesaver! Mmm, yum. Haven't had one of those lollies in ages. The guy was funny, and I like funny people. (: They amuse me and make life fun. He was going on about this mouse being lost in his room, and for some reason, that joke made my day. Haha, mouse. |:

The weekends seemed to be everyone's haircut day. Cripples, Oliver, Fub and I all got a haircut. I think Fub did anyways..it looks flatter than usual. I don't know why everyone was bagging out Cripple's haircut, I think it looks better on him, makes him look younger (because everyone knows how old he is) and more awake. His old haircut just made him look like a crazy wannabe Jrock star. Elycia, Jaffers and I were walking up the walkway to third period, and we were talking about haircuts. I still don't get why Oliver has white hair so early on in life. I wonder if it's a dominant or recessive gene? 8D Nerdtastic. Then somehow, Jaffer's ended up talking about how he needed a haircut, and how he had split ends and I continued walking with a wtmuffin look on my face. He truly does have pubic hair..it's so...dead and weird looking.

Exams in 4 days and counting. Life sucks. I have to write the damn script for english tomorrow, because no one else can be bothered. Why was Emerald City ever written!? David Williamson must love torturing school kids with his lame arse scripts.

The End.

Friday, September 12, 2008

aaron johnson is a god!

I'm ashamed of my wandering eyes! I would smack it, but how would I get to perv on cute guys then? I've been checking out the movie Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging because it caught my eye. It's a film adaptation of the book by (I have no idea, so insert your own imaginative name here) and although I've read like, one book in the serious, the movie seemed more fun to me than reading it. There was a few previews of the movie on tv, and when I saw Aaron Johnson (ohmygawd -drools-) I knew I needed to search up his name and find pictureeeees. Yes, I admit I'm a stalker, but who can say no to a cute English boy?

I was looking through this page of his past performances, and found this engl
ish program named Nearly Famous. It's stopped production now, but it seemed pretty interesting, and Aaron's in it and his style is pretty hawt. I want to watch it..but how?



Well, Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (ha, how cute is the name? Makes me kind of think about cupcakes and lollies, but I don't know why seeing as Angus is really a cat, thongs relates to shoes..I hope..and snogging is the english way to say we just played tongue hockey) should be coming out in Australia soon. Once the holidays arrive, I'm so going to go and watch it. Eep. There's so many things I want to watch right now, but this is definitely on my top 5 list. English RomCom's make me smile, because they make me believe I really am just a kid and it sucks to grow up. (:
^How lucky is the girl?! She's the lead in the film.

Another movie I
really, really, REALLY, wanted to watch was Nick and Noah's Infinite Playlist. Argh, I hate living in Australia sometimes, everything is crap compared to the other countries. Movies come out half a year earlier in America, and even China gets ahold of them before Australia does. How much does that suck stick? Nick is played by Michael Cera (hahaha, I love you) which makes it all the much better. I love Michael's quirkiness, because that just makes the film all the much funnier. BUT, because Australia sucks a camel's behind, I haven't even heard any mentions of it begin released here yet. The film clip was so good, and I could possibly have been drooling whilst watching it. Who knows..my body works in rtarded ways.

With most of the school at Canter (oh, the horridness of last year), I decided to stay home (as did most of the senior grades) to study for my Jap exam. Um...progressing..really slowly. Or let's just say I've been meaning to touch it, but forgot. Heh. (Valid excuse: I've been too busy googling Aaron Johnson. Fun in life = happy Joy.) I wonder what everyone is doing. I have a feeling for a fact that Magturdstic is still sleeping.

I feel like some migoreng..yumtastic.

P.S. Ahaha..the mentioning of Canter brings back memories of William C. losing his shoe. Ahh, poor thing. It's probably at the bottom of the ocean somewhere..Hawaii if his lucky.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

your time is up.

Commerce assignment, ha! You stay up till two in the morning to finish off HER part, and she still believes she did most of it. Um, like..yeah. Okay. Can I hit you now?

There are many different ways Australian citizens do to change the law towards euthanasia, these include both legal and non legal activities. Legal activities done consists of sending requests or letters to government officials to comment on what they feel towards euthanasia and what should be changed to make it fairer, these requests and letter usually involves petition of some sort. Programs are set up to help more people to be aware of euthanasia such as general polls that could conduct the view of government views euthanasia,, usually these polls are placed in hospitals or community areas to warn the public how serious has become in our society.

Ill-legal activities include protests towards euthanasia in public, holding signs, handing out pamphlets and shouting in disbelief because people aren't allowed to die the way they want and/or when they want.

These Australian actions can result in positive effects for people who are in horrible depression and those who do not want to continue with life due to a life threatening disease. The allowance of euthanasia to be legal allows the patient's relatives to assist their loved one in euthanasia even if the patient can't themselves.

Although there are positive sides to have euthanasia being legal there are still some negative impacts towards the society.
The government may still keep euthanasia as illegal because assistance in killing someone is still considered as murder or manslaughter and arguments may be held in court rooms when in a case of murder. Also the fact that euthanasia can be legal, it will raise people's awareness and can cause death of many people who do not have needed to die if euthanasia was illegal.

Arguments are still on today whether to allow euthanasia to be legal or not around the world or just individual countries, problems occur if euthanasia is only allowed in some countries include people around the world who want assistance in death to travel to the country and die there, debates are occurring in a tight argument to whether it should be made legal and people are allowed to die peacefully with their own right to choose when or to let it stay legal and protect many families who can suffer from family rights to will and depression after the assist in euthanasia occurs.


I really pissed myself silly yesterday night. The above is an exact version of what she wrote. I get that she has family problems, and yes, I feel bad for her, but come on, you think my family is all about sing-alongs and hand holding? We tell you to do it over the weekends, and you give us this, because you prefer getting drunk over anything else. I mean it honestly when I told her I'm sorry about her family, but no one expected her work to be like this.

Everyone in class did their presentation today..except for us. Life is fab alright. I was brain dead all morning, but V is a great energizer. There's a Jap test on thursday, and I'm thinking of jigging because I just don't have enough time to study for it. I'm still swimming in a lake of commerce, and it's eating me from the inside out.

Life sucks, I would love to be ice-cream anyday. You're alive until someone eats you or you begin to get mouldy. You won't have to do anything besides sit in a tub. How grande would that be?

Monday, September 8, 2008

maybe it's time you tried.

Okay, so because you won't want to be a bitch, you will let your underworking friend into your group for your commerce assignment. It's a four man team (or woman) and that "friend" is a slacker, but it's just a taaaad bit mean if you outright reject her, right? Now, I'm not that fussy about much, but school is important, no matter what anyone says. Slacker of a friend believes everything is a joke since connections is all that matters in the world. Oh, and nice hair. Can you blame anyone if we're all just sick of her laziness and her tendency to be a bitch at the worse of times? Commerce is important. I like commerce, thank you very much. Eight tonight is the cutoff line. I don't care if she's still drunk from Saturday night, it's her own fault for drinking underage in the first place. You had the whole of Sunday, but you still went out instead of pretending to "try". Yeah, you'll get kicked out of the house? When? Get over yourself. We're sick of it. Noo, I'm sick of it. Your time's up, babe. The gun's pointing towards you and the saftey lock's off.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

just you wait.

This layout is a poop. What the heck, who needs friggen PADDING anyways? What is this, a fudging bra shop?! Just wait till I figure it out, I'm so going to eat up the crappy layout. Hmph, it should be afraid, so very, very afraid. La growls.