growls.

If possible, I would like to murder my ortho. Am I being drastic? Maybe. But it's been how fucking long since I'm meant to be getting my braces off?

5 Reasons Why My Ortho is Rtarded:
1. He puts on my top braces on my first ever appointment with him (the appointment when he's meant to be making a mold or your teeth) - and leaves the bottom off because he doesn't have enough TIME.
2. He goes on ten million holidays a year and misses just as many appointments.
3. He overlaps the ONLY TOOTH I needed fixing and didn't even realise it until I tell him.
4. He's away on yet another holiday during the month he says "You can get your braces off next month".
5. His ringtone is The Veronicas.

Personally, my thoughts don't usually stray towards violence, but with mum yelling at me over this whole ortho thing, and with my brain wondering: Why is it always me? I can't help but think bazooka pointing at his office drastic.

Maybe I woke up on the wrong side of bed today....

..nah.